The Danish toy manufacturer, renowned for its historic use of planet killing plastic, is reportedly …
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In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Herr Starmer has been …
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Wannabe Bond villain Klaus Schwab began life in sleepy Cambourne, Cornwall. Klaus at an early …
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Easy to play, each question has an answer of either zero or zero. Just mark …
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Tom Jones, the world renowned Welsh vocalist has finally come clean about his secret love …
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Zelensky to be the new face of Primark as dressing like a twat becomes fashionable
Failed actor /comedian Zelensky, previously known throughout Ukraine for his latex enriched and ball stroking, …
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Armed with a pencil, Rachel Reeves to embed C90 cassette tape into forehead to easily rewind terrible decisions
Rachel from Accounts is rumoured to be considering life changing cosmetic surgery to embed a …
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In his latest coffer swelling bid, the Lilliputian Mayor has expressed plans to install his …