In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Herr Starmer has been prescribed electric shock therapy in an attempt to cure his compulsive fib telling. Senior staffers leaked the details of the forthcoming procedure to the broadsheet Sunday Sport which will surely send shockwaves reeling through Westminister.
Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rainer was asked if she would be stepping up whilst the PM was hospitalised but resorted to flashing her growler so no comment was recorded.
The therapy, much like lobotomy, was previously only available to the sisters of sitting US Presidents but in a startling turn of events the procedure was prescribed by No.10 physician Dr. Nick as the only method to hopefully alleviate the Fuhrers Prime Ministers symptoms of continual lying, deceit, manifestations of enormous cover ups, and just being a massive dick.
Quizzed by medical expert and WEF frontrunner David Beckham, Dr. Nick revealed that the electrical power required to perform the procedure involved utilising the entire output of every windfarm in the UK. Apparently a week next Wednesday will be a good time. A battery pack from Amazon is being made available as a backup once Rainer has filmed a video to authenticate her age but it appears that the AI algorithm has measured her as a 3 year old mongoose.
Starmer officials want to assure the public that the PM will resume his duties of being a complete cunt as soon as he is released from Broadmoor hospital.
